Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'M A LOSER BABY SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME

Some a*&hole stole the kayak saddles off my roof rack and these were the only lyrics that came to mind! Glo was parked in Arcata by Wildberries last night, attending the Latino Film Festival at the Minor for a CR class. I wonder what worthwhile endeavors the thief engaged in yesterday.

In my experience, surfers don't eff with surfboards so, if I had to guess, a kayaker did not take my Glide and Sets. So, here I am with a roof rack and a kayak but no cradles to hold the boat. I'm screwed if I want to paddle because some d&^khead slime thinks he has the right to simply take what he wants. F*%king non-contributing members of society! They probably get money from some program or grant or mommy and daddy while I have to take money from my checking account, that I EARN, to replace what they took in order to use what I have worked for!

There. I've vented. And... if someone offers you a deal on kayak saddles, give me a call, wouldja? There's a theft report filed with Arcata PD.

8 comments:

heraldo said...

Bastards!

Sandi said...

That really bites. I'm so sorry. I know the Butthole Surfers would be totally supportive of you using their lyrics for such an absurd crime. Seriously, keep your eyes on Craig's List and e-Bay. A little birdie once found some stolen Honda parts on their ;-). I'll keep my eyes open...

Indie said...

Those bastards! Thieves suck. Arcata's had a lot of them lately but one got royally busted Sunday night. Sounds like there are still plenty there. Ugh.

Monica... That One Girl said...

What a shithead! I've posted a Myspace bulletin, for what it's worth. Have you tried calling the Outdoor Store or any of the other places, just to let them know... in case anyone tries to sell or trade them in?

hmph. Jerks. And right around the corner from my apartment. Comforting...

Gloria said...

You have a goofy looking car.

beachcomber said...

It's always such a shock to have things taken from you. I took them off when I went to the bay area but didn't think it would happen HERE! No respect.

And Sandi, thanks for the reminder about e-bay. I jumped on Craigslist right away.

And Glo, is that a nice thing to say when I let you drive it?

Gloria said...

Yes?
:)

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